Friday, October 23, 2009

Kelviyin Nayagiye...

Do you also wonder....

What the real purpose of a bed cover is? Agreed it helps you keep your bed neat and you can keep your bedsheet crumpled and cover it up with this and all that. But that even your poarvai can also do no? And when you sleep where exactly do you keep your bed cover? Do you have the patience to fold that 'boodagaara' cover and put it neatly inside a cupboard before dobakkunnu plonk yourself on the bed? Just curious.

How people manage to keep their nails manicured all the time? Do they carry their manicure set with them to office, in the train, in the bus/car , wherever they go and keep plucking those ever-growing cuticles? How is it that their hands and nails look so neat 24*7 ? My once-a-year manicure lasts exactly for ten minutes. Then from somewhere these cuticles start growing and look like ugly thorns.

Why all dog-owners sound alike when they say "He/she won't bite you" when you visit them when the monster has ITS (no he,she for me) big mouth open and big teeth welcoming you not to forget its ecchal on your dress that makes you go eeyyuuuuck?

Whether people who shamelessly nakki-fy the bosses at work - be it in person or on facebook etc have maanam , rosham and other elements in their body constitution?

Yours truly,

Kelviyin Nayagi

18 Responses:

mim said...

very pertinent questions. all.
bedcover is a maha maha maha waste of time.

ILA(@)இளா said...

தலைப்பு சரிதான்

RamMmm said...

1) ஏங்க, Bedsheetக்கு மேலயா ஒரு cover?At least from what I understand, you use the bed cover or a bed sheet. இரண்டும் இருக்குறது waste. நல்லாத்தான் யோசிக்கிறீங்க!

2) No answers for this கேள்வி. இருக்குற நகத்திலேந்து அழுக்கு எடுக்கவே time இல்லை. :)

3) Politically incorrect statement to pet lovers. யாராவது கோவிச்சுப்பாங்க.

4) யாரு கண்டா?

Sowmya Srikrishnan said...

what is this bed cover? why u trying to educate me? nooooooooo

குப்பன்.யாஹூ said...

Bed cover's purpose is to make the mattress neat. I used to use lot of coconut oil on my head, one of the use of bed cover is that it blocks head oil not to reach mattress.

Mattress is not washable.

Nataraj said...

What is a bed cover? Adhuve purialaye :(. Nangallam Bedskirtnu onnu podrom (with elastic in its corners). Very easy to make the bed :)

The IT for the dog is pakka blogeswarish :) Am with you totally.
My friend used to ask "Kadikkathunnu ungaluku terium. Naaiku teriuma?"
Ama, Adhenna he/she? Do dog owners address all other animals like that "engaathu erumai paale karakkamatengra" "avan romba nalla panni" etc..

- NattAnu

Sathya said...

nice questions..when i wake up, bed shet is almost out of the bed and is crumpled as one mass of cloth..time waste in d form of madichifying & washing etc...nails pathi i ve no clue..being a boy...its obvious; i ve been bitten,chased,wait for ling, hide for even longer times - all courtesy, kadikatha dogs only...naan nambave matten that dogs wotn bite...boss nakkar's pathi oru analysise pannalaam - type 1) insecured guys who cant perform so ve to nakkify to survive,avangala freeya vidunga; type 2) over enthu guys h wil nakkify whenever, wherever, however - avangalaiyum freeya - cause they nakkify at anything, sorry anyone (like hero of 7g rainbow colony nakkifying sunnambu after samma bodhai; type 3) nakkifiers but acting as if not - ivanga thaan pa nejamana manam rosham etc illave illathavanga....

Rajesh said...

http://www.walmart.com/catalog/product.do?product_id=10323280

This works like a charm on your cuticles.

vigneshjvn said...

I thought that bedsheet and bed cover were one and the same. Pozhappu ketta vetti pasanga daan rendu bedsheet vechu vetti scene poduvaanga.

Manicurukkum namakkum romba dooram. Nagaththa vettinaa sandosham - I've a few friends who manage to leave their "imprints" on my arms when I crack one against them.

Dogo-phobia is in my blood. Just can't digest people going, "ayyoo avan (dawg) romba paavam da, kadikkavae maataan - paaru, paridaabamaa moonjiya vechirukkan."

Vekkam, maanam, rosham - idellam irundaa makkal yaen facebook join panna poraanga?! (yes, I am also one such vekkam/maanam-less janthu

Tina said...

Naanum romba yosicha oru kelvi ithu - about nakkifying bosses. But the truth hits right across my face each time - the nakki pandarangal are the ones who almost always seem to get away with a promotion

inbavalli said...

1. Bedsheet na counterpane-aa? I find that useful to camouflage an awfully made bed at times. I often use a porvai as counterpane :D

2. I love pedicures but never invest in manicures. My ugly stubs of fingers don't deserve them :(

3. Except Terri, whom I loved online, I'm off dogs, cats, cows, pigs, etc. You know, my aunt's sammandhi got angry with her coz she referred to her pet as 'naai'. "Brownie-nu sollungo. Naai-nu solla koodaadhu" she said haughtily.

4. Maanam and rosham don't fetch you increments and promotions. Nakking does. Most unfortunate.

Anonymous said...

very funny

You know the best part I liked

"dobukunu" so nice - wish i could do that now....

Sujatha ramesh

ummon said...

what: that's just peter vittufying
how: vain b, just plain b. for us it's beauty on the inside :)
why: therila ma, after being barked at by a few friends, i know don't call a dog, a dog
whether: whatever they may or may not have, they do have good career prospects!

Teesu (very very Indian, very very good) said...

1. Bed SPREAD you mean?: I just chuck it around on the bed and plonk on the sheet. Thankfully, it becomes magically neat when I spread it out again the next morning. 2. Need to be THAT self-obsessed AND vetti I guess.3. Waah, u mean me too at some point? But mine never used to jollufy over visitors I THINK. 4.They THINK they still have it.

Shobana said...

Bed covers...don't even get me started on it. When I was in high school, our dorm warden would walk around and check if we folded and put them over the chair, neatly. If it wasn't to her liking, she would patiently wait until you did it. Nightmare man!

-- mt -- said...

unmayileye ungaluku yosika romba time irukunga!

Usha said...

Oh bedcover oda purpose a! Ennoda veetile aduoda purpose is to be beautiful and cover everything that is not so beautiful under it. Pazhaya bedsheet le paduthuppom anaa pala palannu bedcover le athai pagalle moodi vechutta bedroom ulle nozhayara virundaligal will think we never sleep on the bed.
I had a friend who always used a spoon to eat - this in the late 70s and her nails looked just-manicured all the time. Apparently she files them and cleans the cuticles after bath regularly.
Enga veetlayum nai naikutti ellam aval avandaan ana manushangallam adu- aduvum romba close people llam kandippa adu daan

SG said...

Thought provoking questions. I never understood some people's behavior towards their bosses. There is a word here for that. It is called GF. G means grin.