Saturday, January 30, 2010

Goa

Remember Adzap - this intercollegiate inter-school thing where teams would take off on popular films / ads? Once upon a time, at every fest Loyola would begin their adzap episodes with two guys saying "I warn you" "I warn you da" "I warn you" to each other and a voice-over taking over with his "Warner bros. present...". Thought it was very funny when I saw it the first time, "okay okay" on the second and "seri da what next?" the third time and "please stop eet!" the fourth time.

Venkat Prabhu is in Phase III now.

Goaduvaa...

The Oor nattamai played by Kollywood family's biggest 'sevagar' ,'Kollywood ozhukkam kaakum' Viji alais Vijayakumar, after drinking a sembu of water and vetti-fying the kaasu decides that the three notorious friends Vaibhav, Jai, Premji and their families will not interact / talk to each other. Vaibhav, the self-proclaimed casanova is nattamai's son ; Premji is the saami-varam tanda son of Poor man's Sivaji Ganesan a.k.a Shanmughasundaram ; Jai's dad is Sandrasegar.

The three best friends decide to leave their village and go to Madurai and have a gala time for a week at Jai's friend Azhagar's house. From Madurai they move to Goa with the sole purpose of meeting 'foreigner women', get married and go abroad and send some money to their folks.

The rest of the story is mindless, senseless madness. no roller coaster ride and all.

Goaaahaa

Goa starts with a typical Bharatiraja-R V Udayakumar type village song set to a new Illayaraja 80s type tune - birds flying, women is jagajakka sarees dancing, koil backdrop, closeup of a dozen feet with anklets running across the falls. And we are supposed to wonder what the intro song is all about when the film is titled 'Goa'. Supposed to.C'mon VP, something new please! [In case you are wondering who VP is , it is none other than director Venkat Prabhu - the close circle jingujakka media calls him 'VP'..ainggg!]

The scene where Jai's friend Azhagar in Madurai gets married is seriously funny particularly with the intro where you see a welcome sign 'Azhagar weds Angelina Jolie'. LOL! The story here is Azhagar a former tourist guide in Goa meets Angelina Jolie there, fall for each other and get married in Madurai. Angelina's friends are all these oreda white skinned people one of whom falls for Premji.

Premji's track, solely dependent on tamizh film spoofs is the backbone of the film. He excels in his scenes. You have seen it all before but still you can't stop LOL-ing when you see him face a dozen villains and dishoom dishoom to the 'Puli urumudu' track from Vettaikkaran. Jai and Vaibhav loiter around with no great purpose. Their English speakings in Tamizh ishtyle is quite nice.

Thankfully we don't have a Bollywood item number playing the negative role but it is our own Sneha who sheds her kudumba ponnu, kula vilakku image and is paired opposite Vaibhav. This Pia whoever is such a waste of time.

Goahem ahem

There's this gay track of Arvind Akash and Sampath. Sampath has done a fabulous job as the gay partner. Their romance is handled well.. really well! Keeping with the tradition of all gay stuff in Indian films, this one too has you LOL-ing.

Goayyo!

After a point, the looking-at-the-camera-for-an-IR-tune bit, Tamizh film parodies, "Enna koduma idhu saravanan" get on your nerves.To add the woes is this re-re-re-repetitive Kangal Irandal track for Premji and his girl friend.

What was Ananda Raj doing the film? One number flashback with Anandaraja, Viji, Shanmughasundaram and Sandrasegar to appease who I wonder. And this guy Ravishankar playing the cop, the vaadhyar, the casino supervisor, villager... didn't quite get what they were trying to do.

Jai and Vaibhav are complete wastes. Since the entire film rests on spoofs, the supposedly serious track between Jai and Pia falls flat . And what was this atrocious climax inspired by Ocean's 11?

Music was a such a huge disappointment. None.. none of the songs worked.

Goaahhnng?

Goa as a film is one of those funny youtube videos with Hitler, Titanic tamizh etc.The Venkat prabhu style of film-making is very evident in every frame of the film. The director was so busy casting his friends and family in various roles, watching DVDs of popular tamizh films and listening to old IR's songs that he forgot about something as important as a story for the film.

Having said all that, watch it with your friends and you are sure to have a fun time!

Goa - Going going going nowhere - 3 out of 5

14 Responses:

Teesu (very very Indian, very very good) said...

Hoo hoo. Vadaam maadhiri crisp review. Ok, will watch it as I anyways would have.

yeskay said...

nallakaalam.... Kandhasaamy maadhiri pottu kizhichuduvingalonnu nenachen...
that was a pristine review

moneykandaan said...
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moneykandaan said...

very nice review...ungal ezhuthuku oru shottu... :)

inbavalli said...

Warner Bros Adzap? LOL! You're so right

Maddy said...

'Kollywood ozhukkam kaakum'
Sandrasegar.
women is jagajakka sarees
'Azhagar weds Angelina Jolie'
kudumba ponnu, kula vilakku image
re-re-re-repetitive

I can't stop laughing blogeswariiiiiiii

Satish N said...

Ippo indha padatha paarkalaam nu sollareengalaa ?? paarka koodaadhu nu sollareengalaa ?? :)

Goa ku ... go-ganumaa go-gakoodaadhaa ??

Karthick Krishna CS said...

//something new please! //

hey, the initial 20 mins was complete sarcastic take on typical village episodes of tamil films.. i wonder wy dint u get it...

Sathya said...

on d whole, i luved it as it jus made me laugh all d way..ya VP is getting a bit montonous....but for a time pass, leave out ur brains and full fun...this Goa is perfect spot...

7kms to the Afterburner said...

neat one blogeswari. disappointed with your prolonged absence..but you are back with a bang...cant wait for your review of "tamil padam"...If yo are in bombay- its the 11:45am show at Aurora:-)

Praveen said...

Would you be writing about Aayirathil oruvan?

Anjana R said...

hilarious review! a great read.

Extra-Ordinarily Ordinary said...

I think VP has to get out of his kudumbam, Yuvan, premki etc. He seriously needs a new scriptwriter and cast.

Malavika S said...

I think Ravishankar playing all the roles is a dig at Dasavatharam.